Where to start on this kid.  First off, I would like to admit, that I will probably make fun of him on this page.  However, I will also admit, that he IS getting a page, and he doesn't even know it.  That should say enough right there, that I can make fun of MY friends, and hopefully they won't take offense to it ... much, and I am sure he will get me back at whatever I say... but in the end, he'll smile and laugh.

    Well, first off.  I'd have to say, I probably have known him the longest out of anyone on the list. Although, I am not checking it right now. Yeah I am pretty sure.  He was in my class from Kindergarten and also did graduate with me.  It also helped that out older brother's were best friends, but I don't think we were actually more than just... aquaintences (sorry 'bout spelling) until later on. Our school was smalllllllll, so we had to know each other.  Even later on, we convinced ourselves that we had to be best friends, because of our older brothers.  We were idiots.

    However, I will not say this kid is a total idiot. (Me.. maybe) Actually, I'd say he was really really smart in an odd way.  He knew things, that just others didn't.  If he didn't know it, well, he'd make it up and make us believe he was right.  Yup.  Mike Poli was a BIG patheological liar, or a saint... I am not really sure.  I mean, that makes him sound bad and all, and sometimes... it really was.  But, if you knew him, you knew what to expect, .. and well, you got to KNOW him.  Plus, it would often work in your favor. With stories like... there is a Rocket Launcher  in his basement (which was stretched sooo many times) to things like him taking Kick boxing for 8 (9?... 100? ) years.  You never KNEW what to believe.  He would always make it unprovable, either way. ... then when you REALLY didn't believe him, he'd smack you with a story that WAS the truth.  He made life interesting.  I was one of those people that knew when he lied 95% of the time.  50% of the time though, I'd never say anything.

Why?

Because is REALLY F***ING CRAZY TOO

God, this kid had a thing for pain! I'm glad I never had to fight him.  He ALWAYS had something broken, and after a while, he really didn't care anymore.  ! I'm serious! You don't believe me.. do you? Well, for all those who know him, we'll take a poll!!!!!
                                      It's the Poli Poll... CLICK BELOW!!!

    There will always be things about him that I'll never really understand.  He ALWAYS had money... sometimes legally, and I assume sometimes not =) Anyway, I will never know, and I will always be really poor when compared to him.  I just have to hope, well, I don't know what I have to hope.  I just know, that he has money.  A lot if it.

There are many certain things that I will remember about Poli.  Hopefully I can add more things too, but still.  For now it's a webpage.  So, oh well.  They stay as there are until I feel like doing more! If I forget some important things.. let me know (IN THE GUESTBOOK THAT NO ONE SIGNS.. so far anyway!)

~ All the Magic cards Poli had.... damn
~ All the people Poli supplies... damn damn
~ All the girls Poli had (and actually maintained at one time) damn damn damn
~ When Poli could hardly get one.  He went out with Stephany P. I remember that!
~ The MISSISSIPPI GIRLS! (Erin, Fallen, and Emily)
~ The Other Florida girls
~ Being punched in his nose by Ryan S. DAMN a lotta blood.
~ Poli's Tree Fort
~ How Poli and I clicked when it came to D&D, video games, and all the lego games we made up
~ ZANG! =)
~ How no one ever knew I was Mike, and he was Mike.  We were always Waka and Poli
~ Summer Soccer Baby
~ Poli throwing rocks at our heads, whipping Zach in the back, trying to really kill us, elbo drops of Zach's banister while everyone was Wrestling me.... all because.. he wanted to?
~ Poli and his awesome everything (nothing of ours was ever good!)
~ All the money I probably owe him
~ Money was his religion =)
~ The time Poli let himself slip into the Rapids At The Cove... and I just.. didn't save him as he reached out to grab my hand... if he would have died, I dunno, but he didn't... and It was just soooo funny seeing his face as he went over the edge.
~ Poli's Millions of diseases and things broken and falling off, even things I don't even really know IF he had, or if they were even real
~ The fact that Poli thought he was a dictionary
~ Poli going off on Bill, and Big Don ( Donny VanValkenburg's Dad) and STILL Talking to himself afterwords...
~ all the useless converasations Poli DID have with himself
~ Getting into a car accident with him... pulling out of Crossgates! lol
~ All the cool QuikSilver stuff I have!
~ The Robert Jordan Books
~ Poli's Father, I thought I'd just add that in
~ All the times Poli was on my side, then not, then on, then not.. then on.... then not....... t h e n    o  n   ......   t    h    e    n       n  o   t
~ Poli flipping out on Joe in Florida, and Joe Flipping back... then them almost getting kicked out, then them being best friends! ... They are both Pathologic Physco's... AND YES, I CAN SAY THAT~ = )~
~ Holcomb's Class and Poli.... that's all I have to say
~ Vodka, and Swatts
~ Did I mention the Mississippi girls?
~ Katherine, and Poli...... the Cronicles.

... and last but not least! ( I think I already said the best ones)

~ Every lies and exageration that has come outta his mouth..... even if 25% of them were truth, they led to really funny stories... so, SMILE DAMN IT!

Aight.. I don't have a lot of pics of Poli... but, I have one or two of him and I in FLORIDA.  When he gets me more.. I'll put them in.
 

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